
lvelyhosie
you single now ? if so , i've got a couple fingers that would gladly tend to your needs if need be . not that rings have ever stopped me before . .

huntersresidue
@infernaregina i am , my hands never looked as great as it does without a ring . but , your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s .
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vengefulnatures
do you always show up unexpected dressed like your hunting someone ?

vengefulnatures
@huntersresidue i'm not your servant , nora . so here this pour yourself a glass i have better things to do .
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huntersresidue
@vengefulnatures tried ? yes . succeeded ? no . how sad , hell would be a reprieve from you lot . oh and poor me a drink why don’t you ?
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vengefulnatures
@huntersresidue and you wonder why i've tried to kill you many times . * he rolled his eyes before pouring himself a glass of bourbon . *
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infirmums
i need five hundred dollars, don’t ask questions.

huntersresidue
@infirmums was that supposed to offend me maximus ? because i take great pride in the amount of pleasure i receive without having to commit to a god forsaken relationship .
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@huntersresidue the day you stop fucking anyone who says hello to you is the day i won’t steal from your purse .
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huntersresidue
@infirmums the day i don’t get calls from your teachers is the day i’ll cough up $500 .
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mortsvivant
so , let’s talk hypothetically . . . what if someone were to loose a child left in their care but did not tell said parents about the misplacement of said child . . . ?

huntersresidue
@bloodslut hypothetically , said person should locate the child before the said parent picks her up in ONE hour because if not , the said child’s mother will have no problem putting the babysitter down for a little rest in her coffin to think about what she’s done :)
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FANGEDBARBIE
the famous huntress i’ve been warned about , have you been looking for little ol me ?

huntersresidue
@MAGICSINNED how cute , they still think warnings keep nosy people away . but , i’ll play along . . what’d they warn you of , staying out of my way or out of my bed ? just thought the best way to spend my day was with a killer of their own coven . whatcha wanna do first ? play with knives ?
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halfsvage
a huntress ? god , it’s been to long since i’ve been shot with some wooden arrow of some sort . go ahead !

huntersresidue
@HERREVENGE aurora de martel , god it’s been a long time since i heard that name . my arrows and your body would have met a lot sooner but i was told you were a little preoccupied with the interior of mikaelson family’s walls .
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HonorableHeart
oh . . you’re back , hm ? no wonder why I felt like something is wrong

HonorableHeart
well, i wouldn’t really agree with you. sure, my life had challenges but it has never been wrong, dear. well, right up until you came along
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huntersresidue
@HonorableHeart honey , if you haven’t noticed something is / always / wrong with your life , with or without me in it .
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bloodspat
oh god , you’re one of / those / humans ?

huntersresidue
@BLOODYHERETIC immortal , not human , sweet cheeks . and i think you mean ‘ thank god you’re one of / those / . ’ who else would keep you blood suckers in check if not a huntress ?
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INHUMANINGS
do i know you ? you look familiar .

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@CRESCENTMOMMA ,, not that i recall, you’re the wolf girl who birthed the ‘miracle baby’ , correct ? excuse me if i’m wrong , i don’t keep up with the whole mikaelson angst shit .
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