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I just "accidentally" almost fell off a building. 
          Sorry that I couldn't fulfill all of your dreams. 
          I'll get it right next time!!! 

Can I date you? 

You are so witty it's amazing. You're like a character from a movie. Charming little French kid. 

Your poetry is so unnecessarily confusing. 

If I took a shot for every time someone used "epitome" in their poetry I'd literally be crying vodka. 

You seem kind.