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ik its been a while but this account is no longer in use so I am using another account @hxppyhxrron and I am putting all my books on that account
          
          you guys can go follow if you want to

omgggg!! 

Hey do my parents found my wattpad account so I won’t be on for awhile, so sorry

Hold up hold up HOLD UP!
          
          People say I generate hufflepuff energy, is this true♥️♥️♥️

your account ahhh

New user, theme and bio

Police officer: “Can you identify yourself, sir?”
          
          Driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”
          
          This is so me smh

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
          
          My name is Paul, mother

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
          The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
          Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!
          Doctor: “Nine, eight, seven…”