Safari

Why the hell are you on jupiter- did Octavio squidnap you? Hold on I’m going back to story mode to murder him.

@Hydrasplatling I just noticed you have why can’t I be happy for once and not any of my books except S4 asks XD

Dude. I was looking at your cousins frenemy and you found someone scarier than your cousin.

To some people on wattpad, AKA my cousin @Hyunjinshairband15, my friend @Coroikasimp225, and @moringdove even though I don’t know her irl, 
          
          I’m deleting my account cuz I forgot my password cuz I’m reaaaaaaally forgetful and stuff. I’ll call my account ‘Safar1H@t’ cuz why not. Anyways bye

I’m so sorry for being you into the deep end of SMG4 without you watching it… nah I’m not sorry. If I tag go it’s look at the comments or context and nothing else

I made the insane version even tho you didn’t reply 

You have to admit it’s funny both of our conversation tabs are just us two saying things randomly

I EXIST

DUDE DUDE DUDE SAFARI! SAAAFFFAAARRIIIII! THE DEMON SUMMONS YOU. IM GETTING A LIMITED SMG3 PLUSH. HE’S SO CUTE.

I exist in  m u l t i p l e  universes. The ___ demon will reclaim your soul soon