CASPIAN

damn bro you need to get your ears checked, cuz you’re either going crazy or hearing things -

@axelerates i don’t even know what you’re talking about. i never do! all i hear is blah blah i run fast blah blah.

@homebrands oh! * he grinned playfully and held his head eye in an arrogant manner * i mean of course , who wouldn’t be ? i’m a water - bender - the most powerful bender after the avatar of course - 

it’s not an insult,  i swear—  *  gasping,  the teenager clutched at his heart  *   i was weaned on avatar the last airbender  &  have since made it my entire personality.  it’s an honour to be in your presence.

@homebrands i feel like you think that’s an insult — but it’s probably the best compliment i have ever been given .

@foresiight h - hotter ? than ? me ? * he paused after every word with a stunned expression * you’re joking right ? this is a joke ? because i know you like to annoy me but this - this is a little far , lor . * he shook his head and forced a smile * i’m just going to ignore that you said that because no one is hotter than me . anyway, you hit me . hard . it was uncalled for and violent . * his playfulness paused as he looked at her more seriously * what do you mean … ‘ last time ? ’ well , only if you’re comfortable talking about it . * he smiled lightly at her as she ruffled his hair . he reached out , and held her hand in his . his hand consumed hers as it was almost twice as big , but yet he felt comfortable with it being there *  

 finishing up her ice cream sandwich, she crumpled up the wrapper and stood up to quickly go throw it away in the trash can before she went back to her place on the couch, her legs finding themselves back over his lap. she opened up her can of soda with a ‘ POP! ’ and took a sip before replying to him, “ cas, i have seen hotter men so far in my lifetime. you’re cute and charming, but you’re not the only one with a pretty smile. ” she paused to take a couple more sips before resuming to the conversation, “ i’m not a violent person, i only pushed you with my fist, crybaby. and hmmm...interesting offer, but you’re not my type  ;  i don’t date friends, not after last time. ” she chuckled, leaning forward to ruffle up his hair.

@foresiight * he tugged at the collar of his top as his face flushed brightly . * heh - what … * he smiled softly as she looked at him , and his breathing grew heavier as she trailed her fingers along his shoulder . he was about to say something about how he felt about her when she flicked his cheeks, making him turn away from her . with his face turned , he was allowed to express his disappointment before turning back with a dramatic scowl * whatever , you’re just mad i’m hotter than every other guy you know . ow! what the ? * he flinched as she hit his shoulder ; shaking his head slightly * you’re resorting to violence ? but wait , if i promise to not burp in your face — can i be your nerdy boyfriend then ? 

@axelerates learn how to speak english first, blake. want me to hire a tutor for you? i’ll do it cause you need it.

@hydrokinkesis
            shut the hell your mouth 

@axelerates shut up with your tiny dick

back  in  the  day  we  used  castrating  as  punishment  by  the  church.  

ew I’m gonna throw up

@axelerates stop being mad about my dick being bigger then yours please stop you’re like obsessed with my cock

@axelerates all i know is that my big dick test came back positive while yours came back negative

are you sure your tests for dyslexia were negative ?

@axelerates i’ve done my research , and my dick’s the biggest on the team , foo