i-am-patrick

have a great day (:

Ahhh I was talking to a girl online and then started texting my friend irl and it accidentally autocorrected girl crisis to girl crush and now she won’t leave me alone about a “crush” please send help

I'm having a great father's day not celebrating Father's day and eating lunch with my aunt. 
          
          Sorry if this offends anyone. I'm not making fun of anyone and their dads I just don't have one (divorce right after I was born) and I make jokes when I'm pissed at family things or awkward.

If what I'm about to say offends you please know that I don't care.
          
          The straight pride parade is a J O K E

I just published the first chapter to my new Spiderman oneshots book

There's an lgbt+ section at the store I'm at which is rlly uncommon where i live and I'm so happy!!

I'm writing a new oneshots book and just finished like the first 3 chapters. Or rather I started on then and haven't finished them, but we don't talk about that. Ive actually been planning on making it for like 2 months but I've been procrastinating so...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's pride month!!!!️‍️‍️‍

Ya know what? Fuck it I'm writing something just bc I'm bored and miss it so..yeah.
          
          That sounded a lot cooler in my head
          
          Also srry for all the cussing I just haven't be able to in awhile bc of snot nosed teachers so I had to let it out (that sounded weird)

You know what? Fuck endgame I'll just imagine that everyone's happy and safe with their families so I don't die in a hole from crying to much