soldier!

casually slaps self with bass guitar 

2020 was just the 2021 free trial 

gonna steal bread brb 

no brain no thoughts head empty -
          just miss pauling 

YALL IM BACK FROM THE DEAD

why is daft punk so G O O D 

i hate it when im chewing on spearmint bubblegum and i breath in and the air is cold 

*merasmus slides into Soldier’s DMs*
          Merasmus: hello soldier... I GOT MY FLEX TAPE!

bologna 

HOW IN LORD MERASMUS DID MY FUCKING SAIIBO FANFICTION BOOK GET 15K READS W T F