Akaza’s plot armor

Was gone for a few weeks and I have 159 notifications WHATTTT  lowk im scared 

So like ma friend found ma acc…
          LEXI DONT U DARE AND LOOK AT MA READING LISTS AND DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS ACC 

So like… I lowk don’t wanna change anything like the pfp or anything… ITS COMFORTING IDK LIKE I WANTED TO CHANGE IT BUT I AINT CUZ MY HEART GONNA BREAK IF I DO 

Just found my old fanfics that I wrote… 
          I’m disgusted.

Nah I need seriously help, cuz like I read over 1000 fanfics… and I was like one whole year gone from this app… please someone tell me wtf I’m doing here? 
          

help my charger is broken 

HAHAHA WHY IS MY BOOK ON JOHNNIE GUILBERT PATOTIE

Why is my dad so fucking old 
          He was 55 when I was born 
          Btw this is not a joke I can actually show u guys a prove 

I just ate my dog , lol ☺️ 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (⚠️ this is a joke , I love my old ass dog and I would never eat her ⚠️