i think you should follow me, like right now. what are you waiting for? just stop reading this and follow me already.

oh you have?
you follow me now?
oh,.. im sorry.

YOU MOTHER FUDGE CAKE BANANA! YOU LIED.

ok ok, im sorry, i love you, im sorry 

PLEASE FORGIVE ME.. and follow me.

i know you love me too!

ok, go read that story over there now~>

SO LONG PEASANT! MWAHAHAH!

sorry, im just really hungry right now

..im always hungry.