❝Theirs is a story written in every 
romance book. She is everything 
I'm not and everything he wants 
whereas I'm just the evil witch 
who keeps driving them apart. At 
least I'm a hot evil witch with the 
sexiest heels.❞
―𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬

❝Just months ago, I'd have pitied 
any girl who cupid destined with a
 stupid jackass like him. But now, I
 envy any girl that would manage 
to tame him the way I failed to.❞
―𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐞 
𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐀 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐬

❝It's so easy to get thrust off a 
fairytale into the real world. One 
tragedy, two broken hearts, and four 
years later, he found his Cinderella, 
and I was just a nymphomaniac 
whose only soulmate was a pretty 
pink dildo.❞
―𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐞 
𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐘𝐨𝐮, 𝐂𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚

❝I was going to marry the love of 
my life, but it felt like I was starting 
to lose him.❞
― 𝐀𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐥  𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞