Take it slow

yo I haven't been on in almost half a year, does anyone still read these?

Hey it's one am and I haven't been on wattpad in ages, how r u, person reading this for some reason? Are you feeling good? I hope so 

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO HOURS HOLY FUCK IVE GONE FOURTEEN YEARS ON THIS PLANET WITHOUT DYING HOW FUCKJNF AWESOME IS THAT I DESERVE A GOLD METAL 

Take me stargazing and kiss me 'till my lips are swollen 

I was scratching my head and I saw a little bit of red under my nails and I thought it was blood- like I was bleeding from my head- and I was like "o shit", but then I realized it could have been my hair dye and was like "o sHIT" so basically I care more that my hair dye might be coming out than the fact that my head might be bleeding 

Me: *almost falls down the stairs* 
          Me: woah, okay, well that happened. 

Do NOT hug me when I cry cuz i WILL hug you back and cry 10x HARDER 

I can smell hash browns being made upstairs bUT IM TOO LAZY TO GET OUTTA BED 

(I may come off as intelligent, but I'm literally one of the stupidest people you'll meet)

uHM MCR WHAT THE FUCKC WAS THAT