Hello hello! My stories are, for the most part, odd and unusual. Insanity is my playground. They usually aren't longer than a short story, but big things come in small packages. I'm new to this whole writing thing so bare with me. I appreciate any comments both positive and negative. If you like what you read, please follow. If not, shoot yourself in the face. Haha just kidding (but not really). I love you all. But not, like, love love. It's like that kind of love you get from eating a muffin. I mean its really good, but you don't want to marry it or anything. Unless of course you do...but muffin marriage is nothing to be ashamed of. I once married a toaster. Or was that a dream? I'm not sure. ANyway, have fun reading my stories. I'm sure one day bananas will stop trying to kill me. Until then, ENJOY! :D