Brenda Dzaringa

You're interested in me?
Oh, that's a change
Brenda is the name
My sarcasm i can't tame
I enjoy long walks on the beach,
lots of sleep,
and seeing cats get what's coming to them.
Puppies i adore
I <3 Edgar Allan Poe
Sports are my thing
I believe I can sing
I enjoy being punny,
Though no one finds it funny.
   
If you kept reading after the first line, i sincerely apologize.
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