Wolf: "Tell me a story lamb."
Lamb: "There was once a pale man with dark hair and he was very lonely."
Wolf: "Why was it lonely?"
Lamb: "All things must meet this man so they shunned him."
Wolf: "Did he chase them all?"
Lamb: "He took an axe and split himself in two, right. down. the middle."
Wolf: "So he would always have a friend?"
Lamb: "So he would always have a friend."