i_collect_bitches

lmaoo your pfp is a fucking mood and i love it

I just saw my favorite quote maybe ever:
          
          "people just really need to chill the fuck out
          we're floating in space on 
          a giant rock we can't leave
          
          look at the stars or something and stop being so awful"

*goes to all girls STEM camp*
          Them: “Okay! Who would like to destroy this broken VCR so we can see the tech inside?!”
          Me: *volunteers*
          Them: *calls on me*
          Me: *grabs hammer* *laughs evilly* *absolutely demolishes it and you can’t tell what it even was before while cackling*
          Random girl: “Well now I know not to mess with her.”
          Other random girl: “Maybe I’ll just…keep my distance.”

Wish me happy birthday! 

Actual conversation between me and my Dad:
          “Hey.”
          “Hey.”
          “Goodnight.”
          Goodnight.”
          “Love ya.”
          “Love ya too.”
          Sometimes I swear we are to alike to not be the same person.

Just in case y’all were wondering, I still don’t have a life

Disney has officially greenlit the Percy Jackson and The Olympians’ series!!!!