i_eat_cardboard

Hey yall, i just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking an internet break for my mental health, i love you guys so much, take care <3

i_eat_cardboard

Im okay guys dont worry i failed and i wont do it again<3

i_eat_cardboard

goodbye guys, i love you all so much, live your lives to the fullest<3

FaerieFix

Ml please don't tell me this is what I think it is, don't take drastic measures we love you 
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Haikyuu_is_gay_bitch

@i_eat_cardboard i love you too so please tell us what’s going on…  please don’t leave or die
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Doe-Sparkles

@i_eat_cardboard Is this satire please let it be satire
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i_eat_cardboard

ayo yall wanna hear some stuff that happened at school recently? No? TOO BAD! 
          
          -first i overheard a guy say "bye, love you daddy" to some other guy so taht was gay
          -a conversation i had with my math teacher: me-"i want to go to a rave." him-"no, you don't" me-"yeah i do." him-"yeah, you probably do." 
          -i randomly said this to my partner:"im your penis"
          -i got hit in the head with a volleyball during gym
          -not really during school but i had to go to the dentist to get a cavity filled so they gave me laughing gas and the radio was playing Weezer so my drugged ass rught in the middle of getting my teeth poked with sharp things i mumble "is that weezer??" and started giggling
          -me and my friends talking about kinks 
          -me and my friends talking about which guys will turn out to be r*pists
          -the bust pole (no you don't get context) 
          -me accidentally yelling "TITTIES" in the middle of choir ckass
          -and finally, me and my friends finding a bottle of half-dranken coke-a-cola and chugging it while being only slightly worried about the weird taste in it

ilikesailingships

@i_eat_cardboard  the way i laughed while reading this and my friends and i always talk about who we think will turn out to be r@pists
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i_eat_cardboard

I wear skirts and thigh high socks and do competitive dancing, i am not beating the femboy allegations </33

TheBigBackNerd

@i_eat_cardboard well you know in old Shakespeare plays the boys used to play the girls parts so in a way Shakespeare created fem boys so your just embracing your inner Shakespeare 
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i_eat_cardboard

I WISH I HAD A DICK
          
          
          
          
          (mb yall the dysphoria's bad tonight)

ilikesailingships

@i_eat_cardboard  the dysphoria hits way to hard sometimes
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leatherrain

Like, we can’t I just switch whenever I want
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i_eat_cardboard

"Its not the size that matters but how you use it" -my dad

TheBigBackNerd

@i_eat_cardboard ima throw some hands if that's ok
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i_eat_cardboard

@TheBigBackNerd the context is exactly what you think it is
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i_eat_cardboard

faked sick today because i was scared i was gonna get harassed ✌️(context is the post below this)

TheBigBackNerd

@i_eat_cardboard im glad yall are doing ok ima bite that one kid
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ilikesailingships

@i_eat_cardboard im so glad you guys are ok i cant believe someone did that to you
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i_eat_cardboard

@ilikesailingships yeah he went and he said it was actually all good! :)) (no one harassed him and he only got a dirty look from the person who took the photo of us) im really reliefed, i was really worried about him
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i_eat_cardboard

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my bf and i got outed last night, someone took a picture of us in a bathroom stall together at a school dance (WE WEREN'T BEING FREAKY I SWEAR WE JUST WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM THE NOISE AND KISS A BIT) but yeah the whole school knows were together and and im fucking scared for Monday. Its gonna be hell.

Burrrito

@ i_eat_cardboard I wish you best of luck for monday, that is like so mean and I hope whoever did that either gets in a similar Situation or dies in a ditch somewhere
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Haikyuu_is_gay_bitch

@i_eat_cardboard oh my im so sorry that happened :( are you okay?
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TheBigBackNerd

@i_eat_cardboard oml im so sorry I wish you the best because that must be so hard im sorry to hear 
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