How would I describe myself... Well I suppose to begin with, I will mention how I do so enjoy wattpad.

You know what, before I can move any further on the subject at hand, I must say, I am questioning purpose here.

I mean, quite frankly, I only read a 'bio' of an author after an emotional crippling, traumatic experience (actually quite pleasant, but devastatingly rare).
So, why even one soul would take the time to read about me, one who has never posted a story nor done anything for recognition on wattpad, is beyond what my (insert size) brain can handle.

 Okay, okay, that's it, you can go back to eating your cheetos (it's okay, you can admit it). Wish I could say Bye in like a different language, but alas, I'm just American. (Otherwise stated 'Murican, but that is a different discussion for a different day).




Side note not at all related to anything:

▫Fluent in Bee Move script
▫Beast at Guitar Hero