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RYYYAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN

TALK TO ME

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral because I'd be in jail for killing the killing the person who dared to kill you! We are true friends, we ride together and we die together. Send this to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times you get this! I want you to know that you are amazing and my friend forever, even past death. If I don't get this back, I understand and I won't be salty. Here's a game:
          Send this to 15 people, including me if you care. If you received at least 3 back, you are loved.

I have to pay 30 bucks for some headphones because my last ones broke after one day...

MY CRUSH GAVE ME A PRESENT!!!

APOLLO IS A THOT, PASS IT ON
          
          Add this to your profile to piss off the thottiest god of them all!
          
          Paste this onto the message boards of your friends - reblog to annoy the FUCK out of Apollo. If they don't do the same they don't think he's a thot and are therefore inferior.
          
          PS: ZEUS IS ALSO A THOT

OMG IM ASKING MY CRUSH OUT TOMORROW HELP

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People watch this
          
          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGCdFrw9v3g

I just wish I was rich so I could go shopping and be like, “I don’t need this alpaca sculpture that is 1500 but like it cool.”