BISSSSSHHHHHH, IMA SELL U THE MOST RANDOM-A$$ CRAP THAT CAN EVER POSSIBLY (OR IMPOSSIBLY CUS IM FABULOUS) EXIST. END OF STORY.

 Except for velociraptors, their all mine and u cant have one unless u prove yourself worthy.

Long story short, I need u to shove a whole bag of jellybeans up ur a$$.

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