JESUS CHRIST

AYO JESUS can u help me with something? I wanna kill a bitch without killing the bitch.... Any advice since you died like 3 times? 

Jesus has never been cooler

DAN IS THAT YOU 

where can I purchase some holy water yes  forgive me for my sins holy master daddy

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what is this! im crying

i am the real dan howell.