Hey followers, I'm The Dark Lord/He who must not be named/You know who.
Don't be disrespectful, or I kick your ass. Or kill you. Whichever's easier! 

HATES:
-Harry Potter
-Muggles
-Mudbloods
-Harry Potter
-My father
-Harry Potter
-Dumbledore
-Harry Potter
-Muggles
-Malfoy
-Dumbledore
-Potter
-Gingers
-Pinocchio
-Hagrid 
-Potter
-Myrtle
-Harry Potter
- the other HOGWARTS HOUSES!!!
Pretty much everything...

LIKES:
-Nagini 
-Bellatrix (Smokin!)
-Slytherin
-Hogwarts
-Killing people
-My hug Bud, Draco! (♥ u Dra-dra)


I'm a parsletongue, and I'm the descendant of Salazar himself!
Orphan :(
Feared :)

█ 10% Girly
██ 20% Father
███ 30% Lover
████ 40% Torture
█████ 50% Death
██████ 60% Snake
███████ 70% AWESOME!
████████ 80% Slytherin
█████████ 90% Crazed Maniac
██████████ 100% EVIL

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(  ._.)
(> #<) so i was going to give you this waffle...

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(O.O)
(> #<) but then i was like IT'S MY WAFFLE!

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( ^.^ )
(U   )>--~ so i ate the waffle and killed you.

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(O-o)
(U U) but then i felt annoyed with the puppy dog faces.

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( ^.^ )
(>o<) so i got your best friend a cookie.

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(O-o)
(>o<) but suddenly the cookie looked tasty too...

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( ^.^ )
(U    )>--~ so i killed your best friend and ate it.

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Oh, And I have made a vow not to Follow anyone other than myself!!!! (so soz if I hurt your feelings by not fanning back!!)