I am a chicken nugget
Age: Fucking moldy
My father is Ronald McDonald
My cousins are other chicken nuggets
My rivals are chicken strips and their mom (Dairy Queen)
The chicken nuggets are allied with the waffles and the potatoes.
My ex husband is barbecue sauce
I use all pronouns
I accidentally swallowed a penny
https://youtu.be/T3N4TUlPGdg
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iamnowachickennugget
Jul 09, 2022 06:14AM
Just made a 7 page thing in my notes on Ronald's backstory.. fr gonna update Ronald x WendyView all Conversations
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