iamrussianspy

so i know you're dead. and avoiding me. and probably plotting to destroy the world [let me help] but you're a good writer so yeet yeet dont leave forever you fucking potat

Are we gonna have a problem?
          You got a bone to pick?
          You’ve come so far
          Why now are you pulling on my dick?
          I’d normally slap your face off
          And everyone here could watch
          But I’m feeling nice
          Here’s some advice
          Listen up, biotch!
          
          
          I like!
          
          
          Lookin’ hot
          Buying stuff they cannot
          
          
          I like!
          
          
          Drinkin’ hard
          Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
          
          
          I like!
          
          
          Skippin’ gym
          Scaring her
          Screwing him
          
          
          I like!
          
          
          Killer clothes
          
          
          Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
          
          
          If you lack the balls
          You can go play dolls
          Let your mommy fix you a snack
          
          
          Woah!
          
          
          Or you could come smoke
          Pound some rum and coke
          In my Porsche with the quarterback
          
          
          Woah! Woah! Woah!
          Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
          Welcome to my candy store
          It’s time for you to prove
          You’re not a loser anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          
          
          Guys fall
          
          
          At your feet
          Pay the check
          
          
          Help you cheat
          
          
          All you
          
          
          Have to do
          
          
          Say goodbye to Shamu
          
          
          That freak’s
          
          
          Not your friend
          I can tell in the end
          
          
          If she
          
          
          Had your shot
          
          
          She would leave you to rot
          
          
          ‘Course if you don’t care
          Fine! Go braid her hair
          Maybe Sesame Street is on
          
          
          Woah!
          
          
          Or forget that creep
          
          
          And get in my jeep
          
          
          Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
          
          
          Woah! Woah! Woah!
          Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
          Welcome to my candy store
          You just gotta prove
          You’re not a pussy anymore
          Then step into my candy store
          
          
          You can join the team
          
          
          Or you can bitch and moan
          
          You can live the dream
          
          
          Or you can die alone
          
          
          You can fly with eagles
          
          
          Or if you prefer
          
          
          Keep on testing me
          
          
          And end up like her!
          
          
          Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me!
          
          
          Color me stoked!
          
          I’m so happy!
          
          
          Woah!
          
          
          Honey, whachu waiting fo—
          
          
          Shut up Heather!
          
          
          Step into my candy store!
          
          
          Time for you to prove
          
          You’re not a lame ass anymore!	Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!
          
          Then step into my candy store!
          
          
          It’s my candy store
          It’s my candy
          It’s my candy store
          It’s my candy!
          It’s my candy store
          It's my candy store!

          
          I was pulling out my hair
          The day I cut the deal
          Chemically calm
          Was I meant to feel happy?
          But my life was just about to change
          One life pretending to be
          The cat who got the cream
          Oh, everybody said
          Marina is a dreamer
          People like to tell you what you're gonna be
          It's not my problem if you don't see what I see
          And I do not give a damn if you don't believe
          My problem is my problem
          That I never am happy
          It's my problem, it's my problem
          That I never will succeed
          Are you satisfied with an average life?
          Do I need to lie to make my way in life?
          High achiever don't you see
          Baby, nothing comes for free
          They say I am a control freak
          Driven a greed to succeed
          Nobody can stop me
          'Cause it's my problem
          If I want to pack up and run away
          It's my business if I feel the need to
          Smoke and drink and swear
          It's my problem, it's my problem
          If I feel the need to hide
          And it's my problem if I have no friends
          And feel I want to die
          Are you satisfied with an average life?
          Do I need to lie to make my way in life?
          Are you satisfied with an average life?
          Do I need to lie to make my way in life?
          Are you satisfied with an easy ride?
          Once you cross the line
          Will you be satisfied?
          Sad inside, in this life, unsatisfied, praying
          Sad inside, in this life, unsatisfied, waiting
          Are you satisfied with an average life
          Do I need to fly to make my way in life
          Are you satisfied with an easy ride
          Once you cross the line
          Will you be satisfied?
          Are you satisfied?
          Are you satisfied?
          Are you satisfied?
          Are you satisfied?
          Are you satisfied?
          Are you satisfied?
          Are you satisfied?
          Are you satisfied?
          

All these bitches out here tryna be a playmate
          But I wanna be Hugh Hefner
          I wanna throw bands on these hoes
          
          
          Fuck on your bitch like I'm Hefner
          I take 10 percent like I rep her
          No fake in my tits but I'll check hers
          Your bitch give me brain like her neck hurt
          
          I can count higher than twenty-one
          My bank is just fine, get your money up
          Gold in my blunts, it be rolling up
          Red on my shoes and we pulling up
          You used to dropping panties now you drownin' in them Xanies
          Got my name all in your mouth, yeah your tweet just gave me clout
          I'll drop 5k on a drop of fucking water
          More ice on my wrist than tuition for your daughter
          
          
          Yo, I fucked your bitch
          I'm sorry I'm rich and you're not
          Tana, Tana, Tana, Tana, Tana, Tana, Tana
          Playmate of the month
          Cash come in lumps
          Keys full of bumps
          Mans all on my humps
          
          
          Fuck on your bitch like I'm Hefner
          She say she in love but I left her
          She sip on my pussy like nectar
          She say he was good but I'm better
          
          
          Hoppin' in this bitch like a mother fucking bunny
          Playin' all these boys like I’m catchin' bears with honey
          Sign NDA's, keep 'em quiet
          We out in these streets like a riot
          I want Gucci shit so I buy it
          Can't catch my flow so don't try it
          
          
          Tana, Tana, Tana, Tana, aye
          Woah, yeah

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
          Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
          Kids are still depressed when you dress them 
          And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
          He's still dead when you're done with the bottle
          Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle
          Kids are still depressed when you dress them 
          Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
          Blood money, blood money
          How did you afford this ring that I love, honey?
          Just another shift at the drug company, 
          He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb does he?
          It doesn't matter what you pull up to your home
          We know what goes on inside
          You call that ass your own, we call that silicone
          Silly girl with silly boys
          Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
          Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
          Kids are still depressed when you dress them 
          And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
          He's still dead when you're done with the bottle
          Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle
          Kids are still depressed when you dress them 
          Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
          
          Pill diet, pill diet, if they give you a new pill then you will buy it
          If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it
          All the makeup in the world, won't make you less insecure
          You got weights in your pockets, when you go to the doctor's
          Your favorite candy's cotton, that's why all your teeth are rotten
          Silly girl with silly boys
          Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
          Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
          Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
          And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
          He's still dead when you're done with the bottle
          Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle
          Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
          Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
          Sippy cup, s-s-sippy cup, in a sippy cup, sut sippy cup
          In a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup
          Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
          Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
          Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
          
          

          You seem to replace
          Your brain with your heart
          You take things so hard
          And then you fall apart
          You try to explain
          But before you can start
          Those cry baby tears
          Come out of the dark
          Someone's turning the handle
          To that faucet in your eyes
          They're pouring out
          Where everyone can see
          Your heart's too big for your body
          It's why you won't fit inside
          They're pouring out
          Where everyone can see
          They call you cry baby, cry baby
          But you don't fucking care
          Cry baby, cry baby
          So you laugh through your tears
          Cry baby, cry baby
          'Cause you don't fucking care
          Tears fall to the ground
          You just let them drop
          You just let them drop
          Cry baby, cry baby
          You're all on your own and
          You lost all your friends
          You told yourself that
          It's not you, it's them
          You're one of a kind
          And no one understands
          But those cry baby tears
          Keep coming back again
          Someone's turning the handle
          To that faucet in your eyes
          They're pouring out
          Where everyone can see
          Your heart's too big for your body
          It's where your feelings hide
          They're pouring out
          Where everyone can see
          They call you cry baby, cry baby
          But you don't fucking care
          Cry baby, cry baby
          So you laugh through your tears
          Cry baby, cry baby
          'Cause you don't fucking care
          Tears fall to the ground
          You just let them drop
          Cry baby, cry baby
          You just let them drop
          Cry baby, cry baby
          You just let them drop
          I look at you and I see myself
          And I know you better
          Than anyone else
          And I have the same faucet in my eyes
          So your tears are mine
          They call me cry baby, cry baby
          But I don't fucking care
          Cry baby, cry baby
          How I laugh through my tears
          Cry baby, cry baby
          'Cause I don't fucking care
          Tears fall to the ground
          I just let them drop
          Cry baby, cry baby
          I just let them drop
          Cry baby, cry baby
          You just let them drop
          They call you cry baby, cry baby
          I just let them drop
          Cry baby, cry baby
          You just let them drop
          

Happiness comes when everyone cums does dick bring you painnnnnnnn?

Remember when I hated my life
          And I said I didn't want to die
          But I did, now I know the reason why
          (I'm so alive)
          It's because of this guy
          Can you guess it right now?
          Are you wondering how?
          I found love so fast
          And I know this love will last
          How do I know?
          How do I know?
          
          
          He's with me from the start
          He was always in my heart
          Though I stray far, here you are
          Jesus my superstar
          
          
          I love you, Jesus
          I love you, Jesus
          You give me reason
          You give me hope
          Jesus never let me go
          
          You can act bad, or you can be good
          You can be from privilege or straight from the hood
          But Jesus loves you, this we know
          Never leave your side and he'll lead you home
          
          
          He's with me from the start
          He was always in my heart
          Though I stray far, here you are
          Jesus my superstar
          
          
          I love you, Jesus
          I love you, Jesus
          You give me reason
          You give me hope
          Jesus never let me go
          
          
          There was a time I overdosed
          And I was lifted, not by the ambulance
          But by the holy ghost
          
          
          He's with me from the start
          He was always in my heart
          Though I stray far, here you are
          Jesus my superstar
          
          
          I love you, Jesus
          I love you, Jesus
          You give me reason
          You give me hope
          Jesus never let me go
          
          I love you, Jesus
          I love you, Jesus
          You give me reason
          You give me hope
          Jesus never let me go

I've been through ten high schools
          They start to get blurry
          No point planting roots
          'Cause you're gone in a hurry
          My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den
          So it's only a matter of when
          I don't learn the names
          Don't bother with faces
          All I can trust is this concrete oasis
          Seems ev’ry time I'm about to despair
          There's a 7-11 right there
          Each store is the same
          From Las Vegas to Boston
          Linoleum aisles that I love
          To get lost in
          I pray at my altar of slush;
          Yeah I live for that sweet frozen rush...
          
          Freeze your brain
          Suck on that straw
          Get lost in the pain
          Happiness comes
          When everything numbs
          Who needs cocaine?
          Freeze your brain
          Freeze your brain
          
          
          Care for a hit?
          
          
          Does your mommy know you eat all this crap?
          
          
          Not anymore
          
          
          When mom was alive
          We lived halfway normal
          But now it's just me and my dad
          We're less formal
          I learned to cook pasta
          I learned to pay rent;
          Learned the world
          Doesn't owe you a cent
          You're planning your future
          Veronica Sawyer
          You'll go to some college
          And marry a lawyer
          But the sky's gonna hurt
          When it falls
          So you better start
          Building some walls...
          
          Freeze your brain
          Swim in the ice
          Get lost in the pain
          Shut your eyes tight
          Till you vanish from sight
          Let nothing remain
          
          Freeze your brain
          Shatter your skull
          Fight pain with more pain
          Forget who you are
          Unburden your load
          Forget in six weeks
          You'll be back on the road
          When the voice in your head
          Says you're better off dead
          Don't open a vein
          
          Just freeze your brain
          Freeze your brain
          Go on and freeze your brain...
          
          
          Try it

          Tana, Tana, Tana
          Aye, Woah
          
          
          They be talking, talking, talking
          Say I'm fake, say I've changed
          But I'm still the same bitch
          Just no more minimum wage
          Taking downers, you ain't working
          And you tweaked
          I'm an upper, I been working
          All week
          Came from the Prius
          But I'm in Suburbans
          These hoes are so basic
          I'm buying at Urban
          When they shop at Urban
          They think that they splurging
          Bitch I can't drive but I'm in the row swerving
          You been in LA, but your parents ain't knowing
          Get to the cake, like my birthday this morning
          Bitch is so plain, like when is you boarding
          Bitch I'm your daddy like take me on Maury (Daddy)
          
          
          I'm taking W's
          I'm taking W's
          Sorry for your loss
          I'm taking W's
          I'm at the W
          I'm making double you
          Sorry for your loss
          I'll take your dub from you
          
          Jump on this beat act different
          Uber outside wait a minute
          Your whole team seem different
          My whole team they filthy rich
          Brand new Gucci I don't even wear
          Your head ass can't walk in here
          Living in a dream, no nightmares
          I don't give a fuck, life's unfair
          These hoes suck your dick for a retweet
          Bitch I'm your dad, I'm a deadbeat
          Hop on the track, it's a dead beat
          Your bitch buy tickets to my meet and greet
          
          
          I'm taking W's
          I'm taking W's
          Sorry for your loss
          I'm taking W's
          I'm at the W
          I'm making double you
          Sorry for your loss
          I'll take your dub from you
          I'm taking W's
          I'm taking W's
          Sorry for your loss
          I'm taking W's
          I'm at the W
          I'm making double you
          Sorry for your loss
          I'll take your dub from you
          
          
          Sorry for your loss
          I’ll take your dub from you
          Tana, Tana, Tana