hey besties, read my buffaloe hate message <3
- Real opinion on buffaloes
TW: some gore, mentions of guns
Buffaloes always had a way to get to my heart, yet they were never able to find the right path to get my love. You guessed it! (lol no you didnt) I’m talking about how much I hate buffaloes, If you hate them too, please be my friend omg. Let’s get started, shall we?
You’re probably going to find me insane for thinking this but I hate their stupid little beady eyes, have you ever thought to look into them. It makes you think of how much you want to punch them and hurt them and watch them bleed out. Something about their eyes makes me want to jump off a bridge. Their eyes are so large and beady, that it looks like their life is perfect and that there is nothing going on in their stupid brain.
Now we’re going to be moving on to their horns, OOOOHHHHH THEIR HORNS MAKE ME SO MAD. After I look into their eyes I’m always tempted to jump through the picture and rip off their horns and stick them into their eyes and watch them bleed out as I sip a can of Coca-Cola now THAT’S A VIBE IF I KNOW ONE!
To end this short hate message to buffaloes I just want to say that I want to take off their stupid horns and rip off their horns and IMPALE THEM INTO THEIR EYES. I want to shoot them with an✨ AK-47✨ then skin them and hang their organs on my wall. :) Thank you for listening to my rant about why I hate buffaloes. -