Hello boss, I wonder why I cannot aim.

Dominion of Potaté, just north of Atlantis, to the right of the Second Star. Keep straight for seventy-seven counts of birds, then turn down and close your eyes. Find me and don't forget to breathe, somewhere over the Rainbow, between the green and beneath the blue. Come share a bagel and a box of peppermint ice cream. 

Sense is found in nonsense and please do save the turtles.