#One of These Dogs is Not Like the Otters

Don't text my phone right now. I used up all my data to text people. This is just for my lovely friends so they don't text me.

And why, exactly, should I do that? 

You should get Twitter, and then follow me, 'cause I'm cool... Yeah, do that!

Wait, Rachel, I didn't know you boyfriend is a Dick!

I am a dragon/harry potter nerd so expect great things