You're here coz you probably read one of my funny or stupid comments.
I come here everyday to escape from reality and think about all the perfect guys that exist only here.
I comment like I'm writing my own book in the comment section...at least some of them are funny.
I have a full time job as a procrastinator...yet no one pays me for my service. 
Since you've read this far, it means you have a lot of time to waste...but mind you, Knowledge is Power is Time is Money.
Thus, without wasting any more time, go and read the next chapter rather than reading a 19 year old's despicable description 
Bug out!