•I love myself. Even though i look like a BURNT chicken nugget, I still love myself.

•"AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant."

•"Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my fuckin' god, she fuckin' dead."

•"Oh my god, they were roommates."

•"There's only one thing worse than a rapist...Boom" 

"A child." 

"No."

•*running* 

"...Daddy?"

 "Do I look like-?"

•"Country boy, I love you... bleh."

•"What the FuCk IS UP KYLE?"

•"It's an avocado, thanks!"

•"I smell like beef."

•"Why are you running, why are you running?"

•"My poop is coming"

•"You wanna fucking die?"

"Nah, I am a bad bitch you can't kill me"

•"Give me your fucking money"

•"I said. Whoever threw that paper YOUR MOM IS A HOE"