as-we-once-were
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how to make your life more queer:
no offence, idk if you physically can. it already sounds pretty high up there.
→ 3am screaming of mcr lyrics in the streets
→ crying endlessly to mayday parade
→ “FUCK THE DAILY MAIL” (thanks for that one, gerard)
→ watching the sunrise because you didn't even sleep, with a coffee in one hand
→ complain endlessly about not having a s/o, and when you get one, endlessly rant about how perfect and amazing they are
→ cover EVERYTHING in your specific flags
→ introduce yourself with your action ("hey, i'm _____, i use ___ /___ and i am *finger guns, hand flick, waving a frying pan, etc*")
→ do everything you're told to, but extremly late and awful
→ don't shower for bullets, shower once a week for revenge, shower three / four times a week for parade, shower every day for killjoys
→ join as mant gay fuckin' fandoms as you can
→ abuse the shit out of ™ and ©
→ buy a shitton of pride skittles in june, and make them last all year round
→ don't be straight
→ watch "life on the murder scene (2006)" endlessly and always
→ read andy biersack's new memoirs (at this time, they'll be published soon)
→ umbrella academy > everything else
→ be the best motherfucker you can be
→ "rad", "sick", "wicked"
→ depending if you're soft™ or hardcore™ use faces constantly (so like ಠ_ಠ and (◕દ◕) and all that jazz)
→ be yourself, but like, 10x more, always, constantly, forever
i have many more, but i can't remember them rn. anyways, happy gaying!!
- mikey x
