Who wants to summone Barmo the Kraken eater with me? (Barney and Elmo smooshed into one giant creature that eats the Kraken)
Materials:
•pentagram
•Flying Spaghetti monster
•Rice
•Pepper
•3 candles
•Sacrifice (optional)
•Octopus tentacle
Instructions:
Cover pentagram in Rice, seasoned in Pepper, Place flying spaghetti monster in middle of pentagram to give Barmo flying spaghetti god abilities, Put candles in triangle shape under Flying Spaghetti monster, Put sacrifice inside Triangle, yeet tentacle on top of sacrifice/in triangle, Chant Barmo 3 times while hands of participants are linked in a circle around the pentagram.
Hope to god Barmo doesn't eat you before it gets to the Kraken.