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(A collection of me and my friend because why not)
          
          
          Prayer: You don’t play Roblox you cougar!
          
          Me: Rizz ‘em with the tism 
          
          Me: Cock and ball torture 
          
          Prayer: It’s wet. That’s what she said hehe
          Me: You’re about to be wet in a second 
          Prayer: …I was just verbally r-ped 
          
          Prayer: Have fun being single
          Me: I’ll just find an autistic man I’ll be fine
          
          Me: They have a cute smile but they’re FUCKING TWENTY FOUR 
          
          Me: Baby’s tired baby needs to go to bed 
          Prayer: Stop saying that!
          
          Me: One of these days that’s gonna be you
          Prayer: Why does that sound like a threat
          
          Me: Swallow 
          Prayer: excuse me??

“15 an hour,” I say as I try not to quit my free lance job

I’m working out once I get home pick a playlist: Kiss or Kill or Yellow Hearts
          
          (You don’t need to have read the playlists to choose I’m just indecisive)

Messing around on poly.ai and the characters are trying to be dominant but I don’t submit to anything not even traffic signals/ref

So who was gonna tell me how difficult it is to write kissing scenes like I’ll be thinking “ok the slowburn is done now they can be together” and I’ll get to the kiss and be like ah shit-
          
          Like someone help me I’m struggling (no this isn’t for Grimm Huntress y’all are gonna suffer the slowburn a little longer sorry)

It sucks when you’ve been in love but your friends haven’t

I’m working on the next kiss or kill chapter it should be done and published tonight!! :D

Yesterday my mom asked me if I was raised in a barn and I said “I was raised /near/ a barn

AND IT WORKED

Okay little rant about tiktok:
          
          It’s bullshit that I have to show my face or be thirsty on main to get them to stop shadow banning my edits I’m not kidding istg I will lose my shit AGAIN because wtf man
          
          Also it’s always the ones I’m really proud of like you whores know what you’re doing
          
          Then they’re like “hey let’s like some of their videos to boost them” AND ITS ONES FROM LIKE SIX MONTHS AGO TIKTOK I DON’T FUCK W YOU
          
          so we’re gonna see if it works again because it probably will and I’m going to throw my phone at the wall