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When a guy clearly likes you but he has a girlfriend ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

https://www.wattpad.com/story/387871319

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Whenever I watch x men I forget to be a feminist

So my brother called me a whore

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone <3

(A collection of me and my friend because why not)
          
          
          Prayer: You don’t play Roblox you cougar!
          
          Me: Rizz ‘em with the tism 
          
          Me: Cock and ball torture 
          
          Prayer: It’s wet. That’s what she said hehe
          Me: You’re about to be wet in a second 
          Prayer: …I was just verbally r-ped 
          
          Prayer: Have fun being single
          Me: I’ll just find an autistic man I’ll be fine
          
          Me: They have a cute smile but they’re FUCKING TWENTY FOUR 
          
          Me: Baby’s tired baby needs to go to bed 
          Prayer: Stop saying that!
          
          Me: One of these days that’s gonna be you
          Prayer: Why does that sound like a threat
          
          Me: Swallow 
          Prayer: excuse me??

“15 an hour,” I say as I try not to quit my free lance job

I’m working out once I get home pick a playlist: Kiss or Kill or Yellow Hearts
          
          (You don’t need to have read the playlists to choose I’m just indecisive)

Messing around on poly.ai and the characters are trying to be dominant but I don’t submit to anything not even traffic signals/ref