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Hi guys so ik this girl fr and she's got corona run and is in hospital got a new phone and changed her email and forgot her password and can't get her old email back so for that reason she wont be able to post anymore she's in intensive care rn so hopefully she gets better but if u want this story to be carried on reply to this 

Proud to say i published 3 parts of my book called     go and read it cuz why not 

Now im just doing brirish pronunciation of things
          
          water- warAa
          Love - luv 
          fucking wanker - fuhckihn wahnka 
          literallt -liCHrally
          Because - Becoz
          tenner - tennnahhh
          fiver - fivahhh
          just jokes - juss johkess
          Ass - arse
          Shit - shyyytuhhh
          disrespecting - disruspecin
          drug dealer - drug dealahhhh
          Girls - giws , gyal
          Bastard - Bastud
          Sex - shagginnn , sheeeezzz on 'im 
          Chewing gum -chewin gummmm
          Thank you - cheeerrsssss 
          alright - ight
          I'm not a chav - am not a chavvvvvvvvvvv
          clothes -pufff coats ,joggers and sweatpants and hoodies
          Royal Family - Royuw familee 
          just jokes btw and this is how me and my friends pronounce these sooo dont get offnended
          
          
          

This is basically just about what u call ppl from diffirent cities 
          Liverpool - Scouse
          Manchester - Manny
          London - Londoner 
          Birmingham - Brummy 
          yorkshire - tyke
          There's way more but am too lazy t remember em all 

I'll teach you americans about british culture cuz y not because its pretty fucking amazing
           
          First off u need to know about our slang cuz y not 
          peng -good looking 
          fit -also good looking
          Shite -shit 
          Goon - foolish
          Mong - a stupid person
          Fag - a cigarette
          Clapped - ugly or stupid
          Bloody -damn
          wanker - idiot / if u masturbate
          Scouse -someone from Liverpool
          Mancunian/Manny-someone from MANCHESTER best place ever just so u know
          Tad- A little bit 
          Tenner - £10
          Fiver - £5
          Quid - a pound £
          i fancy - like/ has a crush on 
          This is just a bit of slang but we've got wayyyy moreeeee

Hi to my 0 followers im.thinking of writing a book about Mafia but idk shit about that but i know loads about drug dealing cuz i used to live in an area that was bareeeeee poooorrrr in Manchester in England and the lads that were like 13 thinking they the shit used to sell fags and drugs for  a quid so they can get cheap 5p chewingums at the corner shop anyone enough about my absoluteky shit british life tell me about you