@idontlikepotatoes
Let’s
Get down to
Business
To defeat the Huns. D
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id they send me daughters, when I
Asked for sons?
tag urself I’m Asked for sons? Asked for sons? Asked for sons?
wow I really just got gender euphoria from my brother calling me “garlic boy” huh
do I speak french? absolutely not. have I been planning out a book with 3 French speaking characters (all different dialects — yes, I do hate myself, thanks for asking) for the better part of a year anyway? absolutely, yessir.
just finished analyzing a poem for my english class and I’m just. emotionally exhausted. like I’d probably cry if you asked me “hru” right now
well, ok. I’ve had a chance to test my theory. my mother just asked how I was doing, and I didn’t cry, but I’m pretty sure I gave her a supremely dead-eyed look when I said “fine”
just processed the fact that COVID is just... one more ACE to add to the list of reasons I’m touch averse lmao
idek if I’d count it as one anyway, actually. it’s less “one more reason” and more just. a situation which has enabled/normalized my pre existing defensiveness when people stand too close etc.
actually, does it still count as an ACE if I’m legally an adult?? my brain’s not done developing until like. 25 or sth so I don’t really see why not
I get so much pleasure from passive-aggressively using [sic] when quoting classmates in online discussions. like, yes, I just called you out for 3 separate typos in one post, what of it
I’m sorry, you say you got this pie server... at a “pampered chef party” at your friends house back when you lived in MD? as in. pampered chef. the cookware brand? hosted by your friend? a party. a normal house party. except it’s sponsored. by a cookware brand??
hi, I was today years old when I learned about electric?? can openers?? wtf??? why would this need to be electric?? for what purpose??
I get it if you’re like. a soup kitchen and need to open a gajillion cans in an afternoon, I respect that, no one wants hand cramps. but they’re like??? a common household appliance??? why
happy... *checks notes* superball 55 or whatever?? anyway it’s a good excuse to bake a chocolate cake (with stitches drawn in white frosting on the top, of course)
"listening to the same song 74 times in a row" yes. Same