Idontwantaname

Germans trying to comprehend jokes be like
          
          "Noke noke"
          
          "Vho's zere"
          
          "Auch"
          
          "I don't know anyone named Auch,goodbye" 

If I had a dollar for everytime I got stuck in a foreign country, i would have 4 dollars
          It's not a lot but it's weird that it happened four times

Hey mate just wanna say thanks for the follow I don't really know where I'm getting all these new followers from honestly  I haven't even uploaded in a while 

I still can't believe Queen Elizabeth died, not gonna lie, as an Aussie I'll say this
          
          She led a whole kingdom for 70 years
          She led the UK to what it is today
          She is one of the most impressive leaders ever
          

I can't believe that the last interaction I had with my grandfather before he died was how we'll invade New Zealand

I feel like doing something illegal

Hey everyone, sorry to say this but exams are coming up and im currently learning day and night for it, so I apologize if i can't update my books but i do promise to update them after the exams
          
          Love you all

Hey everyone, if you haven't noticed, i just released a new book i am actually inspired to write more than 10 chapters on, i had nothing better to do at home, and i was already thinking about the lore for like weeks, anyways, I'm not gonna leak it on who it is about, i will just say it isn't a famous character in the ch fandom
          
          
          You don't have to save it or like it or read everything, you can read how much you like,

Hi guys, sorry i didn't update the oneshot book, it may take a month because im a little out of ideas