idonutknow63

SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER \*inhale\* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE

So am I your girlfriend yet? 

HEY ANNA MARIA ITS ME ZACH UHMMM COULD YOU PLEASE ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST PLEASEEEEEE IT WOULD BE ACTUAL HARASSMENT IF YOU DIDNT JUST SAYING YOU WOULD BE HARASSING ME AND THAT IS A NO NO AND YOU WOULDNT WANT TO DO THAT WOULD YOU AND ALSO PLEASE DONT GET YOUR 100 AND 69 GIRLFRIENDS ON ME PLEASE THEY ARE MEAN AND NASTY 

GUY! WHAH ONE IZ URH FAYFRIT!? HUGGY WUGGY SEEK SKERRY BLOO? AN JZUMOH SAUCE, BAN BAN? AN NANAB, UHMM.. I BEGOT HIZ NAME DA FROGH DOOD? ANN... DUMM... YEA. FLOFSALEEN? BAMBALEENAH, STINGAHFLIN? OPIHLAH BOOWD? AN AWSUHM HUGGY WUGGY, DIS IZ A MEE BUT LIGKIDAWANAUSIT. AN BLOO AN? A- I MEENUM... KISSEE MISSEE, KIWWY WILLEY, UM, CHOO CHOO TARWULLS? WAI, BOXXY BOO, BULIKE NOT EVULL? ANWEHAVE EVULLA MBOXY BOOH!!! WEEAV SKUIDGAME HUGGY WUGGY! WEHAV BAYBII HAGEE WAHGEE? AN BLOO! ANN, FREDY FAHDBARE-ONK! ONKEE ONK KOHNK! WEEAVE CREEPEE GWEEN? WEHAV... UHM, HHHAPPEE HUGGEE WAUHGEE? LOOKHOWHAP- HE IZSAND?? WEHAVUHM... WUTDAHEEAHL BHGBHBHFGHBH WEHAVUHM NOBODY CAYRZUGGYWAH-

CAN YOU STOP REJECTING ME?

*boop*
          
          You have been booped! 
          
          Now go boop 20 other people, spread the chaos!

Hello sistah! I want you to know you are an amazing person. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send this to 15 people, including me. If you get at least three back, you are LOVED two_heart pleading_face. Nobody knows how important something is, until the lose it. Tonight, (right 12:00pm) the person you love will realize they love you. Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of your life! If you break this chain, you will have bad luck. With love, send this to the 15 if you don't, you will turn ugly in one year. A friend told me to do this, so pass it on. Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can have your number? Send this message to 15 nice, people or bad luck starts for a whole year. This is not fake. Apparently if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow! Good luck.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ✧*。