Tom

K so I'm not dead, uhhhhhh should I write something 

Wait your name is Tom, you wrote a tomtord book. I am getting that you love tord, tom

I just used a Vodka cocktail as a chaser for liquid Benadryl...that's like...double negative.
          
          Anyways, I almost saw a man die tonight. He was at the brink of death and I'm still not able to process what's going on. My mom saved his life by giving him compressions and having the mad girlfriend breathe air into his lungs. He's at the hospital now. One minute later and he'd be dead though.

I'm cosplaying as Tom rn and I feel cool :D
          
          That sounds lame I know

That that
          
          Is a proper way to speak in the English language. There are sentences where that that is a thing in them. That's so fucking awful.
          
          What the fuck English?

Hey! Sorry about not updating! I just got a new kitten today, I found her in the mountains at a park. She's a sweetheart and im going to be taking care of her a lot as of today, so updates might be slow. I'm a single mother of three now ig. (Three cats.)

Username change( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
          
          
          
          
          Was commie_tommie

New chapter for my tomtord oneshot book is up! Enjoy!

New chapter is up for my tomtord story!

Just realized my cat is basically a fuckin ferret.