Maya

@esmeralda62198 well thank you i appreciate that

Ok so THROWBACK MONDAY (cuz I'm hipster.)
          Who remembers SHYGUYDUDE HAHAHAH we should meet him one day.. Lols ... I wonder if he likes one direction we can see him at the concert next year

*tumbleweed* ...
          i feel like no one really goes on here anymore..

so in walmart, this employee is yelling at this one queer looking guy for trying on some jeans, which isn't an issue. the only problem was, the guy took off his pants in the middle of the jeans aisle to try them on.

@Ookami_shoujo omygosh you scared m when you said i know your real name, cuz i thought you were like a crazy stalker... but heyyy

heeeeeeeyyyyyy gues what i know yoouuuuuur real name! cause i visit you every day in religion!

Me getting the mail:
          *standing at mail box. Hearing strange noises*
          Me- *throws basketball at mail box*
          *five baby birds fall out*
          Me- OHMYGAWD!

Just finished he hunger games. It was amazing, but would it have killed the author to put in a happy ending?

@IfyHt52 amen to that. atleast ur mom doesnt go by the HT above the knee rule like my mom does 

(age 8)- 
          mom: Here i bought you some shorts for summer! aren't they cute! [holds up very short shorts]
          me: they're a little short, mommy.
          (age 13)-
          me: hey mommy, can i get these shorts (puts on shorts that cover half my thigh)
          mom: NO those are too short! How could you possibly think it's acceptable to go out in public like that?!
          *15 girls wearing shorts walk by*
          me: -_-