ihatehistroybooks

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ihatehistroybooks

My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed.
          I can count the amount of boyfriends I've had on one hand. If I use a calculator.
          Sometimes I feel quite intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "A,B, C's" in my head to remember which letter comes next.
          To be honest, I get a little nervous right before I go to say Worcestershire sauce.
          When I get lonely I set my phone's alarm to go off every 15 minutes and imagine people are texting me.
          Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.
          I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me I'm contagious!