ihateusernames

Update time  pretty excited about this (even though it's only week 2...) but hey, any consistency is good! Hope you like the new chapter.  

Hiya guys, 
          
          I'm sorry. I'm a poo. But I am trying to change my ways and be more like a person than like a person's excrements (just a nice piece of imagery for y'all). Anywhooo. I am going to be a better wattpad-er and have an update schedule. I will update DJM every two weeks! Yup. 
          
          Yeah, I know it's not as good as other people who update every Friday or Monday and Thursday, but I'm trying ok. Yeesh. Get off my back. 
          
          That's all, you know, if you care.
          
          -ihateusernames :)x

I'm writing, I swear, I am working on the book. And seriously guys and girls I am so happy about all of the attention DJM is getting. It's just a little difficult to write at the moment. Life is so busy and different, I'm adjusting and it's a bit hard to get back into the whole "let's read and write!" mentality again. It shouldn't be and that really frustrates me. I haven't read a whole REAL book since Summer, and that took forever to finish, I'm so angry at myself. Thanks for not pressuring me to write, it really means a lot, but I just want you to know that I haven't abandoned you or the story. I'm still here! I'm still writing! I'm just kind of dancing around a load of themes that I want to fit into this story. It's going to work, I'm definitely going to finish it. Unless you know I die or something... but that's not happening anytime soon, fingers crossed -cross fingers- 
           Right, because it's quite hard to write like this I will leave you to continue your lives with the safe message that this story shall continue and that THERE WILL BE UPDATES, they'll just be rather sporadic. I really wish that wasn't the case but it is what it is. 
           Thanks for reading this monster of a text, as always, much obliged. 
           -ihateusernames :)

Ha, ha, my sister was talking about that line, earlier... believe she was referring to the 'trash' I listen to... I love this song.

Can't stop smiling :D 
          So many reads :D
          DJM is updated :D
          -ihateusernames 
          :D :D :D

So... DJM has been updated.
           Sorry for taking so long, it's just life's gotten a little weird, in a good way....
           But yeah, READ READ READ.
           And VOTE VOTE VOTE.
           And don't forget to COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT.
           It's always good to be reassured that people are actually interested in what they're reading...
           Thank you very much!!!!
           -ihateusernames

@ForeverMoi why thank you, my background loves you too

Love your background ;) 
          
          "All my underdogs- we will never be, never be, ANYTHING BUT LOUD..."

So I published this story just because I felt like being a part of the Watty Awards and Save The Last Breath was just toooo long to write.
          Check it out! 
          If you want to, don't let the exclamation mark pressure you into anything, it's just a friendly suggestion :D << friendly smile. 
          It's called Good Business, it's four pages long, it's finished, what more could you ask for?
          That's all Folks,
          - ihateusernames :)

Hellio to everyone once again, 
          How you doing? Getting enough sleep? Eating properly? Are you sure you look a little thin. 
          So everyone's good? That's great, I'm glad you're all doing well.
          Why am I here? I hear you ask, well... guess what, 
          MY FINGER'S NOT BROKEN!!!!!!!!
          I know, just my luck, I've been looking to break a bone my whole life and when I get somewhere near breaking something it just turns out to be a SOFT TISSUE MUSCLE BRUISE thingy, I don't know I kind of switched off after the doctor said it wasn't broken. 
          Now I have calluses and blisters from where they strapped my fingers together and not even a broken bone to show off. It just kind of hurts when I bend it too far forward or too far back. It's all the benefits of a break without the actual thing, oh, aaand it takes longer to heal. Yippee -_-
          Anyway, you don't want to hear about my stupidness I'm hear to tell you that DJM is back and that there will be a new chapter tomorrow. That either means later today or early tomorrow morning. The chapter's basically done I just need to remind myself that I'm an AMAZING person and I'm writing for AMAZING-ER people as a push to keep on updating.
          Talking of you AMAZING-ER people since I didn't really thank anyone for fanning me I'm going to dedicate chapters to everyone of you (no you don't get two chapters- greedy chops) as a thanks.
           :* kisses for all.
          That's all, see ya on the flip side (whatever the hell that means)
          -ihateusernames :):