IndianaSmith8

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"Corn syrup. The same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie"...
          -Surprise, Sydney!"
          
          "Your slut mother was fucking my father. She's the reason my mom walked out and abandoned me.."
          
          " "I'll send you a copy" BAM! Bitch one down!"
          
          "What's your favorite scary movie?"
          
          "How do you.. gut someone?
          -You take a knife and you slit 'em open from groin to sternum.
          It's called tact you fuck-rag"
          
          "Hey, is it true that you put her liver in the mailbox?
          Because i heard you put her liver in the mailbox next to her pancreas.
          -Hey, liver alone! 
          What? Ow, liv- liver, it's a joke!"