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"Corn syrup. The same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie"...
-Surprise, Sydney!"
"Your slut mother was fucking my father. She's the reason my mom walked out and abandoned me.."
" "I'll send you a copy" BAM! Bitch one down!"
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
"How do you.. gut someone?
-You take a knife and you slit 'em open from groin to sternum.
It's called tact you fuck-rag"
"Hey, is it true that you put her liver in the mailbox?
Because i heard you put her liver in the mailbox next to her pancreas.
-Hey, liver alone!
What? Ow, liv- liver, it's a joke!"