Here's the rip off Lukanette story
"HI LUKA"
"HI MARINETTE."
"DIOSOFIEN"
"MARINETTE, DID YOU WANNA RIDE THE SUBWAY WITH--"
"SORRY LUKA, I'M TOO BUSY LOOKING AT ADRIEN."
"Oh okay."
~~~
*Juleka walks into the room*
"Sigh, hey JuJu."
"WHY AREN'T U TALKING IN ALL-CAPS, B R O T H E R ?"
"No reason, S I S T E R."
"K."