bro c,can i kiss you bro? but like, no homo bro, remember? we're brofriends, bro. if we weren't such good bros it'd almost be romantic but our level of broship cancels that out, bro. i mean, I'm cool with gays, and i'd totally date you bro, but i'm not gay bro, i just look into your eyes and feel the deepest sense of security and happiness i've ever felt bro. but no homo bro. just us bros, bro.