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my sister is so fucking annoying. I just want her to stop being sick so she can stop being awake at night. This is deadass the only time I get alone from my family and she’s moping around like a fucking baby. God please just her go to sleep and shut her tf up

iiconic-helmsley

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my sister is so fucking annoying. I just want her to stop being sick so she can stop being awake at night. This is deadass the only time I get alone from my family and she’s moping around like a fucking baby. God please just her go to sleep and shut her tf up

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I had her exact symptoms some days ago and it went away after four days and she would tell me I just need to move around and it would go away. Now she has the symptoms and now all of a sudden she can’t get up, she can’t eat, she’s talking low, she only wants to sleep… like why tf can’t I act like that when I’m sick but she can act like she’s on her death bed smh

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girl I’ve been here at this fuckass urgent care with my mom to translate for two fucking hours already and I’m so fucking tired. I love my mom but anytime she gets a slight cough, she acts like she’s going to die

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And there were only two men who entered out of how many women and one of the guys is young and gay. It was just my luck for the old straight man to choose me smh. Straight men should not be allowed to enter secret Santa. Like tbh his gifts are just going into the trash bc wtf am I going to do with half the shit? It’s just taking up space so it’ll be more helpful in the garbage. 

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And I just know his gifts were phenomenal bc the librarian got him and she’s so sweet and loves giving gifts. and then I have to push in to his class and wrangle his kids, like I do mad shit for this man and you couldn’t have even gone an extra inch in getting me a gift for secret Santa. Then he said his wife got me all the gifts, you’re both fucking tacaños :’| I don’t even want to participate in any secret Santa anymore smh. I’m so sorry I just had to vent bc it’s not required to do it, if you were going to do it, do it right. And then my hunger one thing I wanted was chocolate… the easiest thing to get around this time and nothing. Plus when I said stationery, I said cute stationery and she got me some chunti ass patterned stationery smh. That’s when I knew it was an old mf. 

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literally, day one I got two boxes of Swedish fish, cool. second day, the most middle aged women stationery with paper and a small ass pencil with a big clearance sticker on top, I was disappointed but didn’t show it. third day, two small cinnamon candles with a big ass clearance tag on the box, btw I put on my paper I’m sensitive to most scents unless they’re fresh smells. Fourth day, two kuromi things from five below because I had seen them there before, best so far. Last day, it’s supposed to be the “big gift”, he gives me a pack of pens from Ross…. Like I’m so sorry but that shit just pissed me off. That was no where near the budget. 

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a middle aged man chose me so you already know it was ass. two of the gifts had big ass clearance stickers they didn’t even bother to take off. mind you, the minimum was $35-$40, those gifts were not even near that. I really want to be grateful, but if you’re going to sign up to do it, do it right bc it’s not fair that I went all out in mines (and I would again bc the girl I got is the best), but then my stuff is cheeks.