iidreaminq-

I kinda agree with Parker

iidreaminq-

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Don’t you hate it when you’re in your house somewhere that’s far from the bathroom, and then you suddenly need to shit and you start farting like hell, so you dramatically run to the bathroom while you’re excreting gas and it’s like the world is ending, and then once you place your stanky ass on the toilet bowl, you feel so good, but then when you exit the bathroom, all you can breath is that thick stinky gas that you just farted out, and then your family members run out of oxygen because your gas is literally taking over the place and once you know it, the world is actually ending and you’re just dying inside and you just wanna commit neck rope and end your suffering, but you can’t do that because your gas killed you before you could kill yourself, and then your family members stand over your body while dying and they yell, “Go kill yourself” at you over and over again until their body literally stops functioning from breathing your gas and they all die and the country’s population drops down from 100 to 1 real fast and then your gas spreads and then the whole world dies, and then the universe is tired of this bullshit so they kill themself?
          
          
          
          I don’t because this whole thing is bullshit and I just wasted my time
          
          This took me 400000000 hours please leave a like

iidreaminq-

That would be a disaster lmao
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-averagehoe

But to be honest I'd probably forget it's there and just throw my bra in the hamper-
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-averagehoe

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@bill_pickel oh shit bro you're right-
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-averagehoe

//; queen 

iidreaminq-

@-angebrume
            xD alright then-
            I thought I DMed you at the wrong time, and I got anxious lol 
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-averagehoe

Yeah she did lmao- she tried acting like me because I was in the shower
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iidreaminq-

@-angebrume 
            Did your mom DM me or something? Because you certainly don't add that much explanation marks at the end of your sentences-
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