............................A+I+M+E = MEEEEEEE..........................

++ I get ignored so much that my nickname should be Terms And Conditions.

++ WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!

++ I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.

++ I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!

++ I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode!

++ sympathy is an art i havent mastered

++ I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

++ I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served

++ If i can't convince you, i'll confuse you. HAHAHA..