ilaughatmyownjokeSs

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There are 8 billion people in the world, and you're one of them.
          You're so kind and special because you're my friend, that's why l'm sending this to you.
          I want good things to happen to you, so read this...
          Now that you've read the beginning, you can't escape this.
          You'll get a new phone this year.
          You'll get the pet of your dreams this Christmas.
          Everyone will love you.
          Send this to 15 people in one hour.
          If you ignore this, you'll have bad luck for the next three years.
          You'll struggle with grades next year.
          This isn't fake. A girl ignored this last year, and everything happened to her.
          You'll forward this to 15 people in one hour.
          Then, in five days, this will happen...
          
          Day 1: You will wake up to a shocking surprise.
          Day 2: You will meet your old friend again.
          Day 3: You will earn money.
          Day 4: Your day will go great.
          Day 5: Your favorite person will talk to you.
          Don't break the chain

ilaughatmyownjokeSs

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uhhh
          
          the fuck is my love life

-elliemenop-

@ilaughatmyownjokeSs 
            
            no deadass bros angel told me she wanted to remove my kneecaps with an ice cream scoop earlier today
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ilaughatmyownjokeSs

broski i love snap
          
          i’ve gotten asked out by like three guys
          
          asked for nudes by one creep (i didn’t ofc)
          
          and one of the guys who asked me out is so sweet and we’re like chatting a bit and im in such a good mood
          
          
          also my mom found out about my cutting and pretty sure she’s gonna send me back to therapy

ilaughatmyownjokeSs

@-elliemenop- 
            
            thank youuu!! he keeps leaving me in delivered so idk but it’s pretty nice 
            
            lmao when guys send my friend dick pics out of nowhere she screenshots them and shows them to us T-T
            
            i’ve tried it before and it doesn’t work
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-elliemenop-

@ilaughatmyownjokeSs 
            
            period!! i hope things with that one guy go well <33
            
            ugh. boys are disgusting. anytime a guy asks me for those i make angel respond with something downright awful lmao
            
            therapy should be good, right? its a step in the right direction at least even if you dont want it!
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ilaughatmyownjokeSs

i love love
          
          
          and i love knowing that the guy you like likes you back
          
          too bad i don’t know
          
          well maybe i do
          
          idk
          
          help me

-elliemenop-

@ilaughatmyownjokeSs 
            
            ohhohoo the best friend asked you?? youre definitely in that then
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ilaughatmyownjokeSs

@-elliemenop- 
            
            awwwe
            
            well he’s giving me the vibes that he does and his girl best friend texted me asking if i like him
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-elliemenop-

xicndbdncjfnfbf

ilaughatmyownjokeSs

eheheheh im gonna get my medssss im so happy 

ilaughatmyownjokeSs

@-elliemenop- 
            
            plot twist
            
            
            i don’t get dizzy
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