i will slap you

so I've been reading shuichi x kokichi doujinshi's, and i was thinking  doesn't monokuma watch over everyone or something so when they are f*cking doesn't that mean monokuma is just there watching. in a corner. just waiting.

so i was doing some research(?) the other day and i found out that daddy pig is 107 years old but mummy pig is 4, and peppa is 4
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          HOW DOES THAT WORK
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I'M SO CONFUSED

i accidentally stabbed someone in the eye with a pen once