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Madison?

Hello again, Turt! Hope I'm not too late to return that I am still able to be remembered.

hellomarioand✨imheretodaytotellyou❤allaboutpuberty

Hey did you know 

Hi

am i as shitty of a person as i think?

*casually writing an entire essay for my girlfriend about why I love her at 2:40AM when I gotta get up at 9AM and I plan to write another one tomorrow morning*

Bleh people are mean don’t like 

You ever just vibe because you are one conversation away from having a breakdown and you feel like crap and it’s 3AM and you just now turned the light off cuz u been cramming work to be finished so u can have a fun spring break and hopefully have a virtual date with your girlfriend? Yeah I’m vibin 

Do all the boys waiting for their monthly cootie shot- because of this COVID-19 pandemic, I am going to have to take a break, boys I will be giving you your cootie shots a little late, try to stay calm and just make sure you stay clean and maybe try to wash your hands a lot a lot a lot more than normal, because of the late cootie shots you might have to go through a series of things to get rid of the cootie virus but it will be okay! Thank you for your time. Be safe, wash your hands, and hopefully I’ll be able to give you the cootie thoughts towards the beginning of April. 
          
          Thank you, captain of the industry of cootie reducers, bella