"Everybody needs to see my greatness"
Don't question my sanity.
I write a lot. You probably will find me either at work, at my study desk, or in my bed. If I am not there please put my picture at the back of a milk carton. lol Because I am 90's af
I obsess with things to much and get overly excited on things I shouldn't.
I give chapter shoutouts to those who vote, comment or even follow me! I will follow back to those who are active and read my stories!
Books that are finished:
It Starts with Hello
Lost Boy
Colors of Paris
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That's the end of this pointless bio but if you have questions my dms are open.
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I haven't written a word for five months....five months. It's not that I have writer's block. My mind is so cloudy and screwed up. Is it really okay to not be okay??.....View all Conversations
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Taking the Consequences◇ Luke Patt...
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"Loving you was dumb, dark, and cheap," she wrote in the little handbook and shut it. She wished on...
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What if leaving adolescence wasn't the only thing you had to deal with it?
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Suburbia ◇ Owen P Joyner
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"Yeah, it seems I'm never letting go of suburbia."
In which, a boy comes back home for the holidays...
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