Where do I start. Help. Ok basically I am a potato and I love my people. You can eat us but only once as the digestive system happens. I have never been eaten before and I would like to try something new- maybe we could go on a date? 

Jokes no one would go on a date with me I'm a potato for gods sake. 

So, hi! How are you. Here is a list of things I like:
*You
*Food
*Sleep
*The smell of fresh bread wafting from a bakery
*TV (murder mysteries and doctor who rule kay?)
*RAINBOWWWWWWSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANYTHING THAT SPARKLES) :)
*Art

Here is a list of things that I don't like:
*Sadness
*That nagging sense that you should be doing something with your life
*Peer pressure
*Technology (I still have no idea how to do basic stuff)
*Spelling and languages so that is why I joined Wattpad. Obviously
*Sport or movement of any kind

I am a girl last time I checked and I really appreciate every read I get yada yada.... Let's skip to the good bit *breaks down in a stupid looking rave*

Oh and I cant dance.